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Bacon

Posted by andyslack on 9 October 2009

“Bacon: The food that makes other food worth eating.” – Stargate Atlantis.

This diatribe on Bacon Salt made me laugh. Share and enjoy! I have been looking for the bacon website to which the author refers in vain – I can find bacon martini recipes, bacon-scented candles and so forth, but not as yet one convenient place where all can be worshipped together. If you are a fellow bacon-lover who knows of this mystical nirvana, please tell me the URL.

Now, my mouth is watering, so if you’ll excuse me I’ll go and check the fridge for bacon. If there’s none left, which is disturbingly likely, the shops are still open…

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Televised Sheep Fighting

Posted by andyslack on 20 September 2009

Another classic idea from Jeremy Clarkson: Televised Sheep Fighting. I laughed myself silly.

Warning: Do not read Jeremy Clarkson if you are offended by the politically incorrect. It will only upset you.

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Talk Like A Pirate Day 2009

Posted by andyslack on 18 September 2009

Arrr, maties! Don’t ye forget that tomorrow be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

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