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Space Captain Smith

Posted by andyslack on 13 November 2009

A novel by Toby Frost. I have just finished this – after about three months, which shows how much time I’m allocating to reading these days. It’s the mongrel offspring of space opera, Victorian adventure stories, and The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Captain Smith and his crew – a psychopathic alien headhunter and a fugitive android sex toy – are sent on a mission to pick up a hippy herbalist and return her to the Empire, during the course of which they must contend with the Ant Men of the evil Ghast Empire and their born-again religious dupes, amongst other things.

Here is a short extract, wherein Captain Smith briefs his friend Suruk on the mission:

“…We’re actually going to collect someone from a space station inhabited by pacifists.”

“Fierce warrior pacifists?”

“No.”

“Edible pacifists?”

“I would advise against it.”

“Will we then deliver this coward into the sun?”

“No.”

“Is anything good going to happen on this holiday?”

“Not by your standards, I’m afraid…”

I was gently amused throughout, and moved to outright laughter at points. This is the first in a series, and is followed by God-Emperor of Didcot and Wrath of the Lemming Men.

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Stargate Universe

Posted by andyslack on 12 November 2009

The whole family have been huge Stargate fans since the beginning. Sadly, the latest incarnation may break that track record.

Stargate Universe takes the tropes of Stargate and inverts them. Instead of an elite group of Earth’s finest working together to overcome obstacles in daring tales of adventure and romance, as in the earlier series, we now have a bunch of losers who are deeply suspicious of each other, struggling to survive in a gritty, downbeat milieu.

At the end of episode 5 or so, I have a distinct feeling of “OK, so much for the dark foreboding and character backgrounds. Can we have an actual story now? A bit less about Colonel Young’s imploding marriage perhaps?”

It was a bold move to take the setting in a new direction. I was intrigued by the idea of a random group of strangers cast adrift on a broken-down Ancient ship. Frankly, however, it is not working. In the same way that Doctor Who tried to generate a dark, gritty spinoff series with steamy sex scenes (Torchwood) – and managed to produce something largely uninteresting. At least to us.

It’s not the Stargate we knew, loved, and largely watched together. I hope that it will find its way back to something more like the original feel soon. Otherwise it is likely to doom the franchise in the way that Enterprise doomed the Star Trek one.

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Lest Darkness Fall

Posted by andyslack on 14 October 2009

You know the idea: You’re suddenly transported back in time and use your superior 21st century knowledge to bring social and/or technological advances to society.  (We will conveniently gloss over avoiding slavery or death, and learning the local languages.)

Just for fun, The Universe As website has a technology quiz to work out how much good you could do if this happened. I got 10 right, which they say makes me a “technologically useful human” who might be able to rebuild 20th century levels of technology; what about you?

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Bacon

Posted by andyslack on 9 October 2009

“Bacon: The food that makes other food worth eating.” – Stargate Atlantis.

This diatribe on Bacon Salt made me laugh. Share and enjoy! I have been looking for the bacon website to which the author refers in vain – I can find bacon martini recipes, bacon-scented candles and so forth, but not as yet one convenient place where all can be worshipped together. If you are a fellow bacon-lover who knows of this mystical nirvana, please tell me the URL.

Now, my mouth is watering, so if you’ll excuse me I’ll go and check the fridge for bacon. If there’s none left, which is disturbingly likely, the shops are still open…

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Gunnerkrigg Court

Posted by andyslack on 8 October 2009

I gave up webcomics again last week. Well, except for Girl Genius and Schlock Mercenary, obviously. The plan was to use the time for something more constructive, like, umm, painting toy soldiers. Or watching Primeval.

Then, by accident, I discovered Gunnerkrigg Court. I couldn’t stop reading it, at least not until I got to the latest strip. Imagine if Neil Gaiman were writing the Harry Potter stories, and you’re about there. Highly recommended.

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The Traveller Trailer

Posted by andyslack on 3 October 2009

When non-gamers look at the gaming table, they just see scruffy bearded types rolling dice. In our heads, it looks more like this

One of Andrew Boulton’s Traveller mini-movies. There are more on YouTube.

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Hell’s Gate

Posted by andyslack on 20 September 2009

This is a novel by David Weber and Linda Evans, which I’m unsure whether to flag as SF or fantasy, despite the little rocket ship on the spine by which my local library announces its classification.

It’s a long book, and very clearly the first in a series, for which it sets up the main characters and ongoing conflicts, while hinting at other subplots yet to come (what are those whales cross about?)

We have two dimension-hopping civilisations, which use “portals” to cross from one parallel universe to another. Neither has space travel, so all universes are limited to slightly different versions of the same planet. Neither is related to contemporary Earth; I found this confusing for the first few chapters, as I had to assimilate two sets of unfamiliar names, ranks, organisations, nations, and so forth, rather than the usual one.

One of these civilisations is based on magic, and as a consequence has no mechanical technology more advanced than a crossbow; but it is able to use spells to do what we would call genetic engineering, as well as levitation, fireballs and the usual trimmings. Their use of dragons for air superiority and as airborne ferries gives them an edge in transport and reconaissance.

The other civilisation has no magic, but does have psionics, and a roughly Victorian technology. They have telepaths, artillery and lever-action rifles, which gives them an edge in communication and allows them to project power (or at least artillery shells) through a portal without sending people; this the magicians cannot do.

The novel did a good job in making me care about the main characters, and in depicting the inexorable slide to war between these two civilisations after two exploration parties bump into each other, and open fire.  I’ll keep an eye open for the second and subsequent volumes, but do not feel compelled to rush out and buy them.

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Televised Sheep Fighting

Posted by andyslack on 20 September 2009

Another classic idea from Jeremy Clarkson: Televised Sheep Fighting. I laughed myself silly.

Warning: Do not read Jeremy Clarkson if you are offended by the politically incorrect. It will only upset you.

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Talk Like A Pirate Day 2009

Posted by andyslack on 18 September 2009

Arrr, maties! Don’t ye forget that tomorrow be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

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Homicide and The Corner

Posted by andyslack on 12 September 2009

Over this last few months I’ve been reading these two works by David Simon (and Ed Burns, as co-author of The Corner).

Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets is the story of a year in the life of the West Baltimore Homicide unit, and the inspiration for the cult TV show The Wire. Overall verdict: Very interesting, highly recommended.

What strikes me most from this book is the things TV detective shows get right (the pressure on detectives, the damage to their family lives, the internal politics, the attempts to trick prisoners into confessing, and the black humour) and the things they get wrong (the trustworthiness and value of forensic evidence, the likelihood of a gunfight occurring, the likelihood of a gunshot wound dropping someone instantly, and the chance of actually solving any given murder).

I particularly recommend the Geraldine Parrish case, which would not be at all out of place on Life or The Mentalist. I couldn’t help laughing at the plaintive cry of the hitman with a contract on one of Mrs Parrish’s female relatives, after three or four failed attempts: “Why won’t she die?”

The Corner: A Year in the Life of an Inner-City Neighbourhood is the other side of the coin; a year amongst the drug-addicted urban underclass of West Baltimore. Overall verdict: Outstanding journalism, but very depressing.

One can’t help but have a grudging respect for people who every day wake up with nothing but the clothes they’re wearing, and by nightfall manage somehow to scrape together enough money to feed their drug habits. One can’t help but be depressed by the way they live, and give thanks that one doesn’t have to live that way oneself.

The authors’ thesis is that these people have no sense of self-worth, no purpose, and precious little love in their lives; and they will do anything to get it (dealing drugs, teenage pregnancy), or to anaesthetise themselves against the lack of it (consuming drugs). In the absence of any hope of improvement, I’m not at all sure I’d do any better than that myself; the few people highlighted as trying to make a difference work incredibly hard for miniscule rewards, or more often, the hope of a miniscule reward in the far future.

It’s hard to see how more police, more prisons, or tougher laws will deal with all this. Modern Western culture has written off those on the corner as irrelevant; the way to resolve the problem is to change that underlying position. Unfortunately, the authors just document the problem and the approaches that don’t work; they offer no solution, and I don’t see one either.

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