Why didn’t I think of this?

Specifically, Pride & Prejudice & Zombies. Jane Austen’s Bennett girls as kung fu zombie slayers in Napoleonic Britain. I see they already have a ninja, so now we just need pirates, dinosaurs and giant time-travelling robot assassins for the perfect popcorn flick. Oh, and a car chase, obviously. I can feel a roleplaying game scenario coming on… or possibly a movie script…